[Egon's a stressed out guy, and the proton packs were never good for his posture, but he's not got nearly the problems Boone does. There's a lot of obvious knots in this poor bear's back.]

[But no, that's not really the sexy part. He hasn't mastered it as lust has, but he's a smart man who's good with his hands. Occasionally he adds a little extra drizzle of warm oil, kneading slowly down Boone's back and applying plenty of pressure in some attempt to break up the knots. Hey, this isn't so hard.]

[And he's sure to tuck one knee between the younger man's legs, roll his thumbs across the small of his back, crouch over him just enough that Boone can feel the heat off his breath.]

Alright?