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<badboyscout>

[keeponstrolling]

Nah, it's not a dealbreaker. It will be if it happens again, but you promised not to, right? So it's not gonna be a problem. You're still welcome to stay. I can't finish all these cancer sticks by myself. And the toilets about to clog as it usually does every second Friday and I don't wanna deal with that mess. You're pretty alright, Bone.

[And that's about as much emotional honesty Tommy can deal with in one day. He puts his sunglasses back on, and cracks a small smile.]

Don't worry about losing me as a friend. You're never gonna get rid of me anyway. Or my feathers. You'll be picking those bastards outta your clothes for years.

<boone>

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yeah, it's not happening again. next time, i'll ask you for someone. glad you still want me around to get feathers stuck in my ass and unclog toilets with you, though. it's worth it to have a guy to drink with who gives me necklaces made outta my own teeth.

[Yep, Boone is just about at his limit, too. Still, he smiles a little to himself, too.]

besides, i can return the favour with fur. you just wait until i start shedding.

<badboyscout>

[keeponstrolling]

Hey, you think you're the one with feathers stuck in your ass? And you should feel special! I don't make teeth necklaces for just about anybody.

But alright alright, I got it ya filthy animal. Just don't make me scrape a lint roller over you every morning, because you better believe I will.

<boone>

[thumbsdown]

well brushing seems to help so you could do that instead. can't always get my back.